Wer hätte damit rechnen können, dass im „Sauerkrautbrot“ auch Kümmel drin ist… 🤢

@chrismarquardt @holgi Mein Ohrwurm (Song) als ihr von Casablanca und "is langweilig" erzählt habt:

We can now confirm that there will be gyms available again for sleeping at #35C3. Further details will follow soon™.

Ein Teil der relativ neuen A20 im Kreis Rügen ist vor einer Weile abgesackt. Deswegen mussten Autofahrer*innen Monate lang über Nebenstraßen umgeleitet werden.

Für den betroffenden Landkreis ein Geldsegen, denn insgesamt trieben die Behörden seit Einrichtung der Umleitungsstrecke 43.784 Verwarngeld- und 14.792 Bußgeldverfahren wegen überhöhter Geschwindigkeit an der Umleitung ein. Die Höhe der Einnahmen dadurch liegt demnach bei 1,3 Millionen Euro.

ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg

What if the response to tumblr being banned from the app store was tumblr making its mobile web version usable instead of being shit and literally insulting you for trying to like a post

Having some unused bandwith left? Help the to snapshot before it purges all naughty content.

All you have to do is run a VM on your system: tracker.archiveteam.org/tumblr

"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Kaffeewerbung. Äh, danke, aber nein danke.

Remember that mastodon allows you to choose focus points for your images! No more unwanted crotch shot previews. Unless that's what you're aiming for, in which case go forth.

i love mastodon so i'm sharing the little festive ham i drew for my december patreon promo in its full glory here. which is not actually all that big, but i hope you enjoy it anyway. #mastoart #hamsters

Did I ever tell you people about Bernd das Brot? It's a show that plays on the German KIKA TV network in the night when they have nothing to broadcast otherwise.

It's a show about the existential crisis of a depressed, sentient loaf of bread living in a blank white universe tormented by robotic arms and a creepy narrator. It's utterly brilliant.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_

my company (MNT) is looking for office/production space in berlin, around 50sqm. preferably kreuzberg or mitte. we’ll be working on open (libre) hardware and software with a team of three. if you hear sth, please write to lukas@mntmn.com. 🙏

real talk, when I was 12 I had Pokemon Red when that was a new thing and I called a friend on the phone and played the gameboy noises from the Pokedex into the phone so my friend could hear my pokemans

Ich lese 25,40 Euro und etwas in mir zuckt neurotisch. Im Fachjargon heißt sowas VERDAMMTERSCHEIẞZOLL-Trauma.

Just realised: with the purging of adult content based on US moral standards, corporations controlling huge swathes of user content and the decline of the number of browser engines.

The WWW is becoming AOL.

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